I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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