His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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