You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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