it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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