using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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