Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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