dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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