Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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