Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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