the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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