My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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