Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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