I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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