no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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