you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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