I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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