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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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