i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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