It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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