We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
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I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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