This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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