i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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