Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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