hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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