this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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