I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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