i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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