bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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