Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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Do I have a choice?
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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