fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
