Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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