I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize