she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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