Don't you send me to vm
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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