He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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