dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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