Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
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