I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
is that a dick in a sweater?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
