so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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