I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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