Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I have fence marks all over my body
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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