i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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