Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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