oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so let's talk penis.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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