Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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