So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
