Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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