just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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