I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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