Your mouth is God's brothel.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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