nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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