marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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