Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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