I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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