carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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